stanley furlap

let me tell you about a man named stanley furlap. Stanley grew up on a farm on the east side of detroit. stanley's parents were both farmers, and his dad was really hard on him. "Plow those fields" his father would say.

Growing up was hard for Stan because he had a phobia of things that were transparent. This included water, windows, reading glasses, ziploc bags. A transparent drinking glass filled with water would REALLY set him off.

Stanley eventually overcame this fear after his father beat it out of him. When Stanley got older, he developed an intense interest in stickers. His Uncle Larry used to invite him over, and he would give Stanley free stickers. Uncle Larry would also molest the sh*t out of Stanley. Stanley would scream everytime Uncle Larry put his sausage pleasure between Stan's cheeks. But he got free stickers, and that was good enough for him.

Stanley's father tried to beat his sticker obsession out of him, but Stan was too far gone. Stan went to the College Of Tampa Delaware and got a degree in sticker making. He was the only one in that degree program, and everyone laughed at him.

Then he got hit by a truck and he f*cking died. THE END

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